Video: Nigella Lawson’s Kind-Of-SFW Christmas Food Porn

We’ve gently broken the news to our boyfriend that we would leave him for famed TV cook and “domestic goddess” Nigella Lawson in the blink of an eye. That is, we would were she to ever answer our pining, perfume-spritzed letters. We adore Nigella, knees and all. She effortlessly combines everything that is good about life: Boobs, butter and British accents. She’s often referred to as the “Queen of Food Porn” - a title we do not dispute. That’s why we found it terribly appropriate that someone came up with a mildly safe for work compilation of some of Nigella’s more savory and salacious culinary moments. The woman really knows how to wrap her tongue around a double entendre.

For those who in need of a wee bit of sugarplum tickling, here’s Nigella’s Christmas Food Porn: