Watchando In The Afternoon: Left Jessica Alba A Fat Cake This Morning

30 December 2008, 4:30 PM. By Alex Alvarez

Paps hit Jessica Alba’s car. Her husband, Cash Warren, got upset and threatened to break a paparazzo’s camera. Then everyone was like, “Ohhh, we’re all equally inane and inconsequential.”
Bucharest set a new world record for “world’s fattest cake.” And, eventually, a new one for “world’s most uncomfortable bowel movement.” [AFP]
A new Hallmark made-for-TV movie called “Esperando un Milagro” stars Jason Priestley and Cheech Marin as two actors who have suddenly found themselves acting in Hallmark made-for-TV movies. In premieres January 10th on the Hallmark Channel.

Britney Spears is now in love with a Bollywood choreographer named Sandip Soparrkar. Then she fell in love with a school crossing guard named Harry Weinberger, and then with the guy that works part-time at the bodega. [Mirror]
“DailyMakeover.com” allows to try new makeup looks online instead of buying a whole lot of Wet & Wild while drunk and painting on eyebrows at home, alone. [Daily Makeover]