Watchando: Thinks The “Spaghetti Cat Song” Sounds Like Every Song She Ever Danced To At Every Quinces

2 December 2008, 11:15 AM. By Alex Alvarez

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  • Wow, Britney Spears really does sound better than ever. Call it a comeback! Oh, wait. It’s just a funny song about international superstar Spaghetti Cat. [dlisted]
  • Christian Siriano is set to make shoes for the feverish, disheveled transsexuals who frequent Payless. [NY Post]
  • Lindsay Lohan has skinny, legging-clad legs and a tendency to make blowjob faces. [Drunken Stepfather]

  • An Italian right-wing party is offering 1,500 euros to families who name their babies “Mussolini.” Beats naming your womb-troll “Zuma” or “Suri.” [Reuters]
  • Britney Spears’ tour dates have been announced, for those of you who like to spend vast amounts of money watching a child in need flail around in a stupor. [ABC]
  • Sean Penn asked for more sex and kissing scenes with Milk co-star James Franco. But did he make James call him “Hugo?” [Elle]
  • Actress Jennifer Hudson’s estranged brother-in-law, William Balfour, has been charged with the murders of her mother, brother and young nephew. [Reuters]

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  1. Fredo
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    Fredo wrote

    Do Britney stories have a place on G-Bee? She hasn’t even had sex with a Latino. Has she? So she is not even Latino by injection.
    Chew on that G-Bee

  2. (+1)
    denise wrote

    @Fredo: Chisme is chisme. If we had more raza in pop culture to give us more chisme, Guanabee wouldn’t have to depend on Britney. Blame our white supremacist culture.

  3. (+1)
    andar_de_pelo_suelto wrote

    ooooo its like i was transported back in time…thank you spaghetti cat i can remember my pasos from five years ago

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