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Oily heired Brandon Davis drove his Mercedes into Pink’s BMW ~~SUV~~ Behemoth over the weekend, allegedly while driving drunk. And lucky for Us Poors, the whole thing was caught on tape.
There have been whispers that Guy Ritchie’s newest movie, a Sherlock Holmes flick starring Robert Downey Jr, is cursed because people keep getting injured on set and a nearby tanker burst into flames. We maintain that Swept Away remains Mr. Ritchie’s most cursèd movie to date. [The Sun]
Miley Cyrus is thinking of going to art school in London in order to study photography. She was inspired by the increasingly derivative photography of Annie Leibowitz, who shot those sheety Vanity Fair pics of Miley. So you know this is going to change the field of photography as we know it. [TransWorld News]

Angelina Jolie quashed pregnancy rumors by wearing a super-tight dress over the weekend and also by not eating for five months. [Daily Mail]
Amy Winehouse’s estranged ex, Blake Fielder-Civil, blames himself for Amy’s descent into scumminess for having introduced her to crack and heroin. Yes, nothing says “I love and care for you” like ramming highly addictive drugs into your significant other’s veins and nasal cavity. [NOTW]