Watchando: Wonders Why Zac Efron Wasn’t In “Prop 8: The Musical”

3 December 2008, 1:30 PM. By Alex Alvarez

Black Mormons fight against Jesus and gay hippies in the celebrity-studded extravaganza, “Prop 8: The Musical!” [Funny or Die]
Twilight actress Kristen Stewart will lend her dead-eyed mug to the Joan Jett biopic The Runaways. She’ll play Joan Jett playing someone boring. [dlisted]
Mary-Kate Olsen is up to 102 pounds, so people are saying she’s pregnant. Either way, someone’s been drinking a trifle too many Guanabee Horchatas. [Us Weekly]

Britain’s oldest cat celebrates its 27th birthday. That’s an old pussy. [Daily Mail]
Speaking of nasty British things, Amy Winehouse’s husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, failed a drug test in rehab and is going back to jail. [The Sun]