Snakes On A Plane: Anderson Cooper Sends His “Special Latino Friend” To Sit In Coach
26 January 2009, 10:42 AM. By Alex Alvarez
Anderson Cooper, the host of both Anderson Cooper 360 and your daydreams, has been known to have a thing for Latino men. Like, for instance, dolphin trainer JD Ordonez. Although that might be more about having a thing for watersports. Amiright, people?
Anyway. Apparently, The Silver Fox™ was seen disembarking from a shuttle in Washington DC, waiting for “an attractive Hispanic man,” who had been sitting at the back of the plane. Anderson, of course, had spent the flight wrapping his lips around a bottle of Hatuey at the front of the shuttle.
Attractive Hispanic Man? Child, you are better than this. Don’t be sitting at the back of any plane while your man is up in the front, being Anderson Cooper.
Unless he’s paying you. With free membership into the Mile High Club.
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Nice. From the “party” to being relegated to sititng at the back of the air bus.
Okay, I’m confused…who referred to the Attractive Hispanic Man as “Attractive Hispanic Man”? Was it like this:
Flight Attendant: “Mr. Cooper, did you leave something on the shuttle?”
Anderson Cooper: “No, I’m just waiting for an Attractive Hispanic Man to get off…I mean, disembark…I mean, I don’t fuck him or anything.”
Or maybe it was like this:
Reporter: “Hey, Anderson, are you waiting for the Attractive Hispanic Man?”
Anderson: “Oh, is he attractive? I wasn’t looking that far up. Not that I fuck him, or anything.”