Because A Good Penis Is Hard To Come By: Jealous Wife Sets Husband’s Genitals On Fire

Rajini Narayan of Adelaide, Australia set her husband’s penis on fire after seeing him hug another woman. Reasonable! Narayan was initially charged with arson, but that has come to include murder after her husband, 47-year-old Satish Narayan, died as a result of his burns.

Ms. Nayaran claims she had not intended to kill her husband as she doused him with alcohol while he slept before setting a match and watching as he burned. She had only wanted to make sure he understood that his penis “belonged to her.” Perfectly valid reason to smoke a hot dog. With relish. (Apologies.)

Mr. Nayaran, seeing things a little differently, leapt out of bed and knocked over the bottle of alcohol, setting the couple’s home on fire. The Nayarans’ three children were asleep in their rooms while this was going on.

Ms. Nayaran is currently undergoing a psychological assessment. What’s unnerving to us is how people (Remember that man in Alicante who set his girlfriend’s vulva on fire?) choose to view the “offending” genitals as the source of strife in their relationship, rather than thinking to sit down and speak to their mates about their fears and suspicions. Contrary to popular belief, cocks and pussies to run about in the night of their own accord. Unless someone is offering popcorn chicken. In which case, we’re totally not responsible for Rosita’s actions.

‘Jealous wife’ charged after fatal genitals fire [MSNBC]