Beyond The Barrio: Japanese Lap Pillows Allow You To Be The Most Well-Rested Perv On Your Block
13 January 2009, 3:15 PM. By Alex Alvarez
You might already be familiar with the “Boyfriend Pillow” [pictured after the jump], a creepy and snuggly pillow made to resemble a man’s torso and arm after you’ve sliced and dismembered him, but have you seen the “Girlfriend Pillow?” We guess the answer is, “Yeah, there’s a picture of it right there.” Moving on!
Nothing makes our Tuesdays bright quite like reducing women to their reproductive parts. Except, maybe, kicking labradoodle puppies.
The girlfriend pillow features a woman, sitting on her heels, shown from the waist down in a skirt (you choice of black or red!) that appears to be straight out of American Apparel’s line of toddler clothing. It retails for $98.99. And tastes like strawberries.
The Boyfriend Pillow is ideal for sleeping with in the event that you forget your panties.
…And this particular version of a Girlfriend Pillow is perfect for guys who enjoy eating popcorn with 12-year-olds named Krystelle-Lynn.
Lap Pillow [Himeya Shop]
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How devoid of human affection do you have to be to buy these things!?
If the boyfriend pillow came complete with man scent I’d seriously have to consider it. Or maybe I just need to buy a bottle of man scent.
Can one get the masculine version of the lap pillow? I would totally sleep on that. Face down, natch.