Guanabee Commenter Shout-Out: Hats Off To Mikaela

Well it’s been quite a week. Your humble Editor, Me, spent most of it dealing with a massive bruise and a neck injury thanks to an icy step and an overall lack of grace and coordination. Our hip is, currently, gray, yellow, purple, red and a particularly fetching shade of magenta. Perhaps colors we’ll soon see in the outfits worn by our new First Lady? Let’s consult with Mikaela and see what she thinks:

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my ethno-appropriate costume is barefoot and pregnant ^-^

We think we saw that in the Spring ‘09 issue of L.L. Bean. 

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I thought she and her hat were adorable. Like my mother. Who is black at heart…and says my real daddy is Denzel Washington…to the dismay of my hard-working (Mexican) father..

Our heart is translucent, being carved from ice and all. That’s all she wrote for this week, poodles. Watch out for icy stoops. And, if you’re in a warm climate, well. Fuck you.

(Just kidding. We love you.)

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