Cristiano Ronaldo Crashes Ferrari, Is Totally Fine Because He’s Made Of Magic And Eyebrow Wax

8 January 2009, 12:00 PM. By Alex Alvarez

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Shiny, sexy Cristiano Ronaldo wrecked his new Ferrari on the way to a soccer training session. He had reportedly smashed the car into a barrier and, although the car was completely mangled, Cristiano was able to crawl out of the wreckage and walk away with nary a bruise.

Said a witness:

“The front of Ronaldo’s car was completely mangled. There was metal all over the road and debris - and we had to dodge our way through it… My daughter said to me, ‘Oh my God - that’s Cristiano Ronaldo!’ It’s amazing he was okay because his car looked so bad.”

Hmmm. What do you suppose might have distracted Crissy…


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Of course.

Ronaldo wrecks Ferrari on training run [CNN]
Cristiano Ronaldo Plays Demolition Derby Underneath Manchester [Machochip]

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  1. Fredo
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    Fredo wrote

    Ohmigawduguyz!111!!! That picture is just so…what were we talking about?

  2. (+1)
    la roncha wrote

    i need to go change my pants… oops!

  3. (+1)
    tina wrote

    what car?

  4. (+1)
    asif wrote

    Its a big news that Ronaldo crashed with his Ferrari 599 GTB Fiorano near Manchester airport. The fan of Ronaldo and Manchester United must be hurt, just like me. But he is safe that’s a good news.

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