Cross-Dressing Prison Escapee On The Loose, Looking Fabulous
15 January 2009, 9:00 AM. By Alex Alvarez
Fabián “Ovejita” Nicolossi, understandably bored with his time in a Spanish prison, put on a wig, dress and a pair of heels to make his escape to freedom in broad daylight. Because who would expect Courtney Love to be fleeing from a prison in Spain, no?
The. Perfect. Crime.
To make his escape, 31-year-old Ovejita had to convincingly fool at least twelve guards into thinking he was a lady-person. When prison officials finally discovered, hours later, that he was missing, they reviewed video footage which showed him sauntering out without a care in the world.
Nicolossi, who was arrested for robbing banks, is thought to be somewhere in Buenos Aires by now and officials are warning that he is “highly dangerous.” Highly dangerous sexy, perhaps.
Fantastic. Did you know that a man in a pizza parlor called us “sir” the other day? Yeah. Wonderful. Great.
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I wonder if he reads Guanabee. You know, to satisfy the “Latina” in him?
heh heh.
Why is Pablo Neruda pissing next to that drag queen?
I wonder if he’s somehow integrated crossdressing into his normal life or if he has a new found respect for it. Like “well, if it got me out of jail I wonder what else this can do for me”
He made my life with the Ovejita Bit, that’s it!