Erik Estrada Fights Internet Crimes Against Children

Human teddy bear Erik Estrada is making the world a safer, slightly more ludicrous place now that he has joined an anti-internet porn (not to be confused with porn that is anti-internet) task in Virginia. 

The former “CHiPs” star is on the track to becoming a U.S. Marshall after training to become a cop on his failed reality series, “Armed + Dangerous.” 

Estrada is a fully-trained police reserve officer in Muncie, Indiana as well as a Deputy Sheriff in Bedford County, Virginia and a member of the Blueridge Thunder ICAP task force, which deals with internet crimes against minors. He can also juggle. Says his spokesperson:

All his plaques and awards from acting are slowly being replaced by law plaques.

He has a badge from Muncie, a badge from Bedford and he’ll work to become a U.S. federal marshall. He’s very passionate about this.

O rly? All his acting plaques and awards?

Aw, Erik Estrada! We’re tempted to ask a random person in a “jOn@s bRoTh3rZ ROX!!!(:” chatroom if they know what an areola is if it meant Erik Estrada would suddenly crash through our window wielding ninja stars. Love!

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