Governor Rod Blagojevich’s Post-Impeachment Speech Uses The “Poor Sick Liverless Latino Boy” Excuse

Amidst the plaintive wails of infants in the audience (as in, there are literally crying babies heard throughout most of his speech), Governor Blagojevich and his head merkin gave a speech defending his actions as “unimpeachable.” His reasoning? He personally found a liver for a Lateeno. Probably bought by someone vying for a certain Senate seat.

Then, he quoted Tennyson, which is unbelievably unAmerican.

Behold Blago’s eloquence and manly hirsuteness, after the jump: