Gross New Couple Alert: Is Kate Hudson Fiddling Alex Rodriguez’s Moobs?

Since Madonna is obviously busy down on her knees, wanting to take take Jesus there (You know. In the midnight hour? She can feel his power? Just like a prayer, you know she’ll take him there.), Alex Rodriguez decided it was about time to move on to a new wavy-haired skinny blonde - Kate Hudson.

According to witnesses, A-Rod took Kate out to a three-hour dinner at Lure Fishbar in Manhattan where the two stared confusedly at a plate of bearded clams. (In our imagination.) The coupe then headed to Rose Bar to put on their beer goggles and just get this over this.

A rep for Kate denies the two had anything romantical going on, saying:

“Kate was at Lure with a group of 10 people.”

Alex Rodriguez, one pair of flaky shrunken walnuts and seven imaginary friends maybe. Maybe they were discussing starring in a new movie together, about a bride-to-be who falls in love with her zany, but kind-hearted, bachelorette party stripper.

Anyway. What do you all think about “Katex?”

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