Guanabee Commenter Shout-Out: Roberto Bolaño’s Ghost Has Risen, And It’s All Melody Morales’ Fault
30 January 2009, 5:30 PM. By Alex Alvarez
This week, were visited by the ghost of author Roberto Bolaño - a mysterious spectre who haunts abandoned old homes, creaky stairwells, dark alleys and the ladies’room at Hawaiian Tropic Zone. OoOoOoOoooo!
Let’s get to know him a little better, shall we?
Re: Not So Gr8: Mother Of Octuplets Has Six Other Children, Lives With Parents
In Nazi Germany, the woman would have been given a gold medal, Americans are such fuckin’ hypocrites.
When in doubt, look to the past for guidance.
Re: Hawaiian Tropic Zone To Melody Morales: “You Don’t Speak White.”
I may be dead, but Melody just gave me a boner.
a shame her myspace is private
and
So its ok for ‘ghetto’ girls to give white assholes lap dances, but when it comes to serving food or anything else besides sex, one has to learn proper english, fuck that.
Go on Melody, si se puede.
Obviously, a man of poise and wisdom. (And to think we started this post before he even complimented us! Aw!)
Speaking of Bolaño, you guys are reading up for next week’s Guanareads book session, no? Because you were all happy and skippy and tralala when we announced it, and then you left us hanging during the first meeting. We felt like a girl who shows up at her quinces only to find out boyfriend having a rusty trombone administered by her best friend. God damn you, Yessenia!
So, listen. If you think there’s something we can do better, or if there are certain topics or passages you want to make sure we cover, email us (us as in me) and let us know. And participate, coño, or it’ll be all Jessica Alba posts, all day long.
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Congrats ghost! Welcome to the commenter club. You are especial.
I tried to get in on the book thing but the library had no copies for me. I am number 4 in the holds queue :(
i also tried this liberry thing of which you speak, and i didn’t eve bother putting my name down, cause i would have been 195th in line. no joke. in these trying economic times it’s time to go back to that free bookstore on loan thing.
Or try Amazon.com, $19.99, not bad, just give up your daily $.99 tacos from El Grullo or skip this weekends lap dance at the Hanky Panky.
Coño, I forgot to thank Alejandra for the kind words…kisses.
Now, all I need is a Pullitzer or a Nobel (or Melody a job), and I can rest easily…
do you mean you want a Melody job? I hear mj’s are popular in Spanish Harlem.
Ghost boners?! lol Only on guanabee.