Guanabee Commenter Shout-Out: The 5 Best Shout-Outs Of 2008

Despite all the overwhelming apathy we profess to feel for our commenters, there are a few who have adorably / grotesquely wormed their way into our hearts, not unlike a maggot wiggling its way into a blackened, rotting calabaza. Cute!

We’d like to celebrate some of the funniest, wittiest, weirdest and most charming comments we’ve received from all of you in 2008. (Remember how weird we used to dress back then??? OMG ROFL.)

Our 5 favorite shout-outs of 2008 appear after the jump. Enjoy it! Or don’t!:

Guanabee Commenter Shout-Out: It Ain’t Easy Being A Princess

Latin_Princess is consistently one of our funniest commenters. We also hear that her eyelashes cure cancer and that, not only can she can tie a cherry stem into a knot with her tongue, she can also turn a banana peel into an origami Enrique Iglesias.

Guanabee Commenter Shout-Out: All Hail Quintana

Quintana has given us some gems over the year, as well. Enough to make a brand new gem sweater to wear with our gold leggings and shamelessness. And crotch sweat. Which is something Quintana, being classy, has never had to contend with. Quintana would also never end a sentence with a preposition, like we just did. God, the shame.

Guanabee Commenter Shout-Out: You Mean You Live Off The G? There’s No Güey This Relationship Can Continue

No_guey! is not usually terribly funny, but he did come up with what was probably the single wittiest pun of 2008. His reward? He shall live another day.

Guanabee Commenter Shout-Out: Escobar Provides Us With A Pick-Me-Up. Wink!

The adorable, talented escobar is another star twinkling up at us from all the usual diarrhea that usually clogs up the site. We’re used to it, though, because we shit supernovas. But, really, we love this guy. In internet chat rooms.

Guanabee Commenter Shout-Out: TMI, Fredo? Plus… An Honorable Mention

Fredo is like everything that is beautiful in the world, distilled into one person. We’ve often wondered what such a person would like, and we think it’d be like maybe an angel sitting on a cloud wearing a stone-washed denim jacket with the collar popped to reveal the underside is all Bedazzled.