Because It’s Hump Day: Hot Brazilian Felipe Simão Is Into Watersports… Like Motorboating

Hot Random Dude Felipe Simão is currently famous for two things: 1) dating actress Luana Piovani and 2) being a Hot Random Dude. While we’re shivering here in the U.S, it’s summer in Brazil, as evidenced by Felipe’s choice in beachwear.

Not too much is known about Felipe (Is he an actor? A model? A trick-ass ho?), save for the fact that he’s into athletic activities like Jiu-Jitsu, as well as motorboating and other water sports.

He also has those elusive “Ken doll hip” indentations, the better to store strawberries, bits of string, Skittles and cocaine. 

And he’ll probably be Madonna’s newest piece as of next week. Trust. 

Click on the photo below to see more Felipe.

Luana Piovani e Felipe Simão protagonizam cenas “calientes” no mar [Celebridades]