Photos Of Ingrid Betancourt’s Ocean Frolic With Mystery Man

Pictures of ex-FARC hostage Ingrid Betancourt frolicking on a Miami beach have been making rounds  because 1. Girl looks good in a bikini and 2. OMG THERE’S A MYSTERY MAN?

A Colombian gossip mag reports that Betancourt was vacationing with her kids in Miami when she was spotted at the beach, “acting affectionate and holding hands” with this fine specimen.

We really want to make inappropriate comments about how being held hostage in the jungle for six years keeps you skinny, but…too soon?

While Betancourt’s mamacita status is undeniable, the identity of the confused-looking chubby gentleman is less certain. Evidence #1 = This photo:

In this picture she is so totally licking her lips, which we all know signals sexual arousal. (Or that you have salt water on your face and really like salt.) Also, he’s facing her! If we were “that kind” of gossip rag we’d be analyzing their body language and saying how it’s obvious she’s leaning towards him but also not looking at him so she’s horny but ambivalent. But we’re not that kind of gossip rag (are we?) Evidence #2 is a statement from “a family member” that claims the man is just a cousin of hers. His name may or may not be Francisco, the son of Betancourt’s aunt, Nancy.

We’re just going to sit here and hope that both rumors are true and we have a hot incest story on our hands!

(Also too soon?? It’s so hard to judge these things.)

“Mi primo me esprime” ¡Ahora dicen que Ingrid Betancourt estaba con su primo! [Rafael Martel]

Fotografían a Ingrid Betancourt en bikini y con nuevo amor [La Gaceta]