Isabel Preysler, Prince Charles, Nicole Kidman And Cayetano Rivera Looking Fine In Hola

Isabel Preysler, the infuriatingly ageless mother of Enrique, Julio Jr. and Chabeli Iglesias, attended a gala event for housewares company Porcelanosa along with daughters Ana Boyer and Tamara Falco. The party was hosted by Prince Charles — who has previously invited Preysler to be his guest of honor at the Chelsea Garden Show (That’s so classy and shit!) — and was also attended by Nicole Kidman and bullfighter / our husband Cayetano Rivera.

The party appears to have consisted of people posing while straining to form facial expressions and refraining from accidentally inhaling any passing calories. Mahvelous!

Check out pictures from the event. And a very special, kind of sketchy guest appearance by a former “Sexiest Man Alive:”

Prince Charles doesn’t know it quite yet, but he’s about to lose this staring contest hardcore. Nicole’s eyelids are no longer capable of independent movement.

Cayetano Rivera is so hot, we would gladly marry him and lovingly comb his eyebrows out each and every night.

Enrique is so jealous he isn’t there. He spent all day exfoliating for nothing.

If we were at a fancy dress party, we’d likely smuggle some Golden Grahams or something in our garter belt lest we feel peckish while pretending to listen to people’s charming anecdotes. Isabel is smiling because she just found a renegade Skittle in her brassiere.

Don’t fall for the “pull my finger” bit, Ana. He does this every time.

You can’t tell, but Nicole Kidman is sneezing in this picture.

…And the reason you can’t tell is because her nose was formerly her clitoris. Which is an excellent indication that you should step away from the knife and the needle.

Funny story about this picture: George Clooney and Isabel Preysler did an ad for Porcelanosa together a few years back. They were photographed together at some party more recently and Hola ran it as if it were some sort of professionally done, intentionally orchestrated advertisement. Which is silly.