Jennifer Lopez And Marc Anthony Divorce Rumors Continue, Blame It On Their Womb Trolls

Despite demanding four nannies and four astrophysicist nannies’ assistant for their trip to Colombia, sources say that Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony’s infant twins might be the reason for their marital stress. Says someone, probably Jennifer’s left cachete:

“The marriage is experiencing frustrations because of the added stress of the twins. But they will work things out. They love each other, and that will dictate what happens. I don’t think divorce is in the picture.”

The couple is apparently looking to buy property at Trump’s International Gulf Club in Puerto Rico, a sign that not is their love strong, it’s also in terribly poor taste.

Also while in Puerto Rico, Jennifer and Marc attended the gubernatorial inauguration, a moment that could not have been made possible without the political expetise and overall suavitude of one Daddy Yankee.

Jennifer Lopez, Marc Anthony Share Romantic Getaway [People]