John Leguizamo Has Silent Sex. And Now You Know.

Colombian-born actor John Leguizamo has sex in silence in order to preserve his voice for louder, slightly less salacious pastimes. Like Ice Age 2: The Meltdown.

In order to protect his trademark grating wail for the stage and screen, John Leguizamo says he refrains from drinking alcohol (unless he’s celebrating something important, like drinking), caffeinated products, smoking and…

…Engaging in loud sex on purpose to piss off the annoying old women who live on floor above us. Him. Above him. Says John, softly:

I don’t scream during sex. I use “mmmm’s” in place of any “OH OH OH’s!”

We hear you. One recent project that had John whispering filthy, disgusting things into his partner’s ear was Nothing Like the Holidays - that movie about how Latino family holidays are absolutely frightening to gringo significant others. We’re loud and like fried meats and will kiss you hello! Sometimes with tongue if we’re your Creepy Uncle Epifanio!

John’s mom says that, even though he’s super boring and eerily silent and won’t get drunk on cañelazo like everyone else, she really enjoys spending the holidays with him and cooking him his prefererred dishes, like turkey and roast pork. Hehe. Pork. Shh!

John Leguizamo tiene SEXO en Silencio [Hola!, print version]