Kylie Minogue Shows Off New Latino Boyfriend, Andres Velencoso Segura

6 January 2009, 10:30 AM. By Alex Alvarez

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Pop singer Kylie Minogue has an OMG NEW BOYFRIEND and he is BBQ SO HOT! She recently took Spanish model Andres Velencoso Segura off to the French Alps to drink hot chocolate from his navel and photograph him wearing hot little snow outfits. Which just goes to show that Madonna is still setting trends, despite slowly morphing into one of these.

Oggle more of Andres after the jump and ponder whether the fact that he looks exactly like Kylie’s ex Olivier Martinez is something he should worry about while being fed mini marshmallows by snow angels in the Alps:


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What’s black and white and red all over?

Something that should be looked at by a doctor.

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The tattoo artist completely misspelled “Alex.” Unbelievable.

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We asked you like eight times before we left. Wait until we find a Hardee’s or something. Road trips would be so terrible if you didn’t like you’d been queefed out by God Himself.

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The macarena. You’re doing it wrong.

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Rope burn? Apologies

Kylie’s snowgirl tour [The Sun]
Gallery [Andres Velencoso Segura]

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  1. Latin_Princess
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    Latin_Princess wrote

    Are you sure that is not Cate Blanchett doing one of her spot-on performances?

  2. Latin_Princess
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    Latin_Princess wrote

    One of her spot-on male performances, I mean.

  3. Fredo
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    Fredo wrote

    @Latin_Princess: What are you trying to say? :)

  4. Latin_Princess
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    Latin_Princess wrote

    @ Fredo: I see him and get Cate. Don’t know why. Maybe I saw “I’m Not There” one too many times.

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    la roncha wrote

    thats some good modeling there… is he friends with tyra??

  6. (+1)
    Miss Aussie Cynical wrote

    Now is it just me or is there something highly suspicious that Kylie is just about to release a new album and hey presto she suddenly has a new model boyfriend. This smells to me like publicity. I wonder how long his ‘contract’ is for and how much she’s paying him to pretend to be her boyfriend? I placed a bet with a friend a few months ago that Kylie’s next bogus oyfriend would be a model who conveniently will be seen ‘kissing’ her just before her album is released and guess what? I won the bet!

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    Cris wrote

    But, who would hire somebody to show up as a bf??? that’s stupid, like that is going to make her album be better (???)

    He is HOT! truly. I love Spaniards better than the French or Italians.

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    Guest wrote

    he’s not Latino he’s from Europe. I’m guessing the author of this is American? Yes? I’m fully aware Americans use the word Latino to describe someone from Latin-America but he’s not from there.

    I do have a problem people calling someone from Spain Latino cause it doesn’t make sense cause it’s in Europe. If they are Latino so should the French, Romanians, Portuguese, and especially the Italians they are the original Latins? French ex-boyf Olivier Martinez is Latino too? but I never heard anyone label him Latino? This is soo confusing people should stop slandering this label It makes no sense to me.

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