Latina Talks To “Bromance’s” Frankie Delgado About What It’s Like To Go Browling With Brody Jenner’s Balls

Consummate Brometheus Brody Jenner is looking to get a little bro-love on the MTV series, “Bromance.” Brody’s real-life best friend, ungay Latino Frankie Delgado, explains to Latina magazine that there is nothing gay about perfectly toned, hairless men jumping all up on one another in a Jacuzzi:

“Its not gay. It’s a brotherhood, a male friendship. They call it a bromance because it’s someone you’re really close with, your best friend. It’s like when girls go, ‘She’s my BFF.’ “

They call it bromance because it sounds like “romance” and is marketable. Duh, Broseph! Frankie is on the show to help Bordy find a new best friend he will never speak to again after the inevitable reunion show. Delgado describes Brody, ungayly:

“Because he’s the man! If you define cool, that’s what Brody is: Girls want to do him, and guys want to be him. We want someone we can trust who is there for Brody no matter what.”

This girl kind of just wants to see him do other bros in something like “Frat Boyz IV: U Suck Bro!” But that’s neither here nor there. Anyone else find it adorable how some guys cannot profess their feelings for male friends without exhibiting some deep-rooted gay panic? Aw. Brodacious.

Exclusive: Frankie Delgado on “Bromance” - “It’s Not Gay” [Latina]