Madonna’s W Magazine Shoot Featuring Jesus Luz Is Hot Like Diarrhea
20 January 2009, 3:11 PM. By Alex Alvarez
Madonna decided to dust off her penis, oil her joints and get her pose on for W Magazine in order to further capitalize on her latest album, Hard Candy, despite the fact that it came out last year and she’s already undergone a world tour to promote it.
We’re not usually fans of tearing apart someone for their looks, partly because our awkward stage is taking longer than anticipated and mostly because it’s boring, but…
…Madonna’s face and body are apparently what she’s selling and, well. We’re not really keen on buying it, you know?
She looks a little ridiculous in this photoshoot, sort of like a woman who has had enough plastic surgery to resemble a drowned cat. Which is a look, sure. Also of little to no interest is the fact that this W shoot marks the first time Madonna sunk her claws into Brazilian model Jesus Luz.
So, hey. There’s that.
Click on Poor, Rich Jesus Luz to See More Photos from the Shoot
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In that picture with the cross hangin’ betwixt her breasts, you can really see just how old she is. Which makes the photos sad. Just another old lady trying to be sexy.
It’s like when you are heading home after drinking with your friends and decide to stop at the all nite rib joint which just so happens to be located on the hooker strip. Then you hang your head out the window and hoot and holler at 55yr old hookers who have no other skills to fall back on “You’re living the dream bitch!” and it startles her into dropping her AARP magazine. But it makes you glad you didn’t run away to become a dancer after all.
Oh, don’t stop now…you were on a regular, hateful roll! Keep going!
I hope that at fifty, I look as well preserved as Madonna. That said, fifty is not twenty, thirty, or even forty, and there’s no excuse in the world for a woman that age to pose for pictures like these. She’s a mutton dressed as a lamb, and it’s rather pathetic. I’m not saying that a fifty year old can’t be sexy, or dress in a manner that is sexy, but at that age, sexy doesn’t mean half naked.