http://guanabee.com/2009/01/madonnas-w-magazine-shoot-featuring-jesus-luz-is-hot-like-diarrhea/ Spicy Coverage: Gossip, media, culture and lifestyle for Latinos. Sun, 21 Mar 2010 13:34:07 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7.1 hourly 1 http://guanabee.com/2009/01/madonnas-w-magazine-shoot-featuring-jesus-luz-is-hot-like-diarrhea/#comment-19998 Chronic Malanga Wed, 21 Jan 2009 09:54:51 +0000 http://guanabee.com/?p=7607#comment-19998 I hope that at fifty, I look as well preserved as Madonna. That said, fifty is not twenty, thirty, or even forty, and there's no excuse in the world for a woman that age to pose for pictures like these. She's a mutton dressed as a lamb, and it's rather pathetic. I'm not saying that a fifty year old can't be sexy, or dress in a manner that is sexy, but at that age, sexy doesn't mean half naked. I hope that at fifty, I look as well preserved as Madonna. That said, fifty is not twenty, thirty, or even forty, and there’s no excuse in the world for a woman that age to pose for pictures like these. She’s a mutton dressed as a lamb, and it’s rather pathetic. I’m not saying that a fifty year old can’t be sexy, or dress in a manner that is sexy, but at that age, sexy doesn’t mean half naked.

]]> http://guanabee.com/2009/01/madonnas-w-magazine-shoot-featuring-jesus-luz-is-hot-like-diarrhea/#comment-19988 Sarasvati50 Wed, 21 Jan 2009 04:27:41 +0000 http://guanabee.com/?p=7607#comment-19988 Oh, don't stop now...you were on a regular, hateful roll! Keep going! Oh, don’t stop now…you were on a regular, hateful roll! Keep going!

]]> http://guanabee.com/2009/01/madonnas-w-magazine-shoot-featuring-jesus-luz-is-hot-like-diarrhea/#comment-19938 Fredo Tue, 20 Jan 2009 20:29:23 +0000 http://guanabee.com/?p=7607#comment-19938 In that picture with the cross hangin' betwixt her breasts, you can really see just how old she is. Which makes the photos sad. Just another old lady trying to be sexy. It's like when you are heading home after drinking with your friends and decide to stop at the all nite rib joint which just so happens to be located on the hooker strip. Then you hang your head out the window and hoot and holler at 55yr old hookers who have no other skills to fall back on "You're living the dream bitch!" and it startles her into dropping her AARP magazine. But it makes you glad you didn't run away to become a dancer after all. In that picture with the cross hangin’ betwixt her breasts, you can really see just how old she is. Which makes the photos sad. Just another old lady trying to be sexy.
It’s like when you are heading home after drinking with your friends and decide to stop at the all nite rib joint which just so happens to be located on the hooker strip. Then you hang your head out the window and hoot and holler at 55yr old hookers who have no other skills to fall back on “You’re living the dream bitch!” and it startles her into dropping her AARP magazine. But it makes you glad you didn’t run away to become a dancer after all.

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