Queen’s Guard Attacks Assholish Colombian Student Nick Ibarra
23 January 2009, 4:30 PM. By Alex Alvarez
Nick Ibarra, a Colombian student currently studying English at Oxford, learned the hard way that British armed guards do not feel too embarrassed by their big silly hats to fucking attack your ass.
Nick, like many thoroughly annoying tourists before him, thought it would be endlessly hilarious to mimic the guard as he stood sentry duty outside St James Palace. Nick’s friend Suzanne videotaped him, giggling, until the guard has just about enough and unexpectedly lunged at Nick’s neck. Stuff him in the loo and all that!
On a slightly related tangent, The Sun’s article on the incident includes the following picture of Nick Ibarra which, um. Doesn’t look anything like the guy in the video? Unless the guard literally rearranged his face:
Seriously… the guy has a different face, right? And he’s like ten years older? We’re so bloody confused.
Grizzly bearskin [The Sun]
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That guard slapped him into looking English.
Fucking hysterical!!!! Poor lil Nicky. lmao
I have a whole new respect for those guys in silly hats now. :)
That made me very happy. I think the guards should all do that. Damn pipsqueak!