Obama Smack For That Presidential Heroin Drug High

Of all the Barack Obama branded items we’ve seen this election season, this Obama branded heroin is our favorite. Not because we like drugs, but because the logo looks a lot like our old one. And we miss it!But why Obama heroin? Are these drug pushers trying to say that Obama supporters are into the horse? No! It turns out branding your drugs is the latest thing in narco marketing. (Narcketing?) There’s Bin Laden heroin and Harry Potter ecstacy and even Teletubbies cocaine. Eh-ohhhh! The Obama heroin pictured here was picked up in Sullivan County in upstate New York from a group of dealers who brand all their drugs. Five people were arrested and we’re sure every one of them is synertastic. Also, kudos to The Smoking Gun for their clever headline.

The Audacity Of Dope [The Smoking Gun]