RBD’s Anahi Is Getting Married, Chavitos!

Everyone’s favorite muppet, Anani, is getting marrriiiiiiieeeed! To something that’s not a Hello Kitty pencil caaaaaase! She’s set to wed businessman Rodrigo Ruiz de Teresa, according to her sister, Marichelo. Who has a big ol’ mouth, damn.

In a radio interview conducted a few weeks ago, Marichelo also mentioned that her sister would not be needing a wedding planner, because she happens to be “an expert on that sort of thing.” Lord knows how many times her My Little Ponies have trotted down the aisle.

So now the only question is: Will Hola run the exclusive photos Anahi’s big day? Or will they only run in supermarket tabloids in DF? Because we want to be among the first to see her jump out of a giant cake wearing a two-piece wedding dress.

In the meantime, we will content ourselves reveling in the glamor and elegance that is Ninel Conde. You best not invite this particular former co-star to your wedding, Anahi. She will only upstage you with her beauty and oscillating tanga.

¡Se casa Anahí! [PopChismes]