Morning Video: In Which Rick Sanchez Bitchslaps Joe The Plumber

Have we mentioned that we love CNN’s Rick Sanchez for publicly taking down John McCain’s abandoned frankenbeast “Joe the Plumber” earlier this week? Joe was recently sent by some website to interview the “Israel people” and ask questions about things he couldn’t possibly wrap his bald head around. Then he told the press they shouldn’t be allowed to cover wars. Hilarity ensued!

After a frustrating day of looking at bullets and trying to understand funny Israeli accents, an understandably testy Joe announced to the press who’d been following him all day that he prefers the way reporting was done “back in World War I or II” when you could go to the movies and watch the troops on the screen while eating popcorn and Jujubees. That way, everyone cheered. The opinions everyone has today thanks to journalists are, frankly, not conducive to blowing shit up. WELL. Rick Sanchez–having been born in Cuba–and having first hand knowledge of Fidel Castro even though he was probably pooping his diapers at the time, compared our friend Joe to the evil dictator and said a few other choice words at him live on CNN. Like that he’s the dumb guy who comes over to your backyard barbeque and eats all your wieners. Or something. Just watch.

First Joe The War Correspondent

And Now Rick The Equalizer