Video: Perez Hilton Goes On Today To Promote New Book, Look Exactly Like Buster Poindexter

This other Cuban blogger from Miami of which you might have heard, Perez Hilton, made an appearance on the completely incomprehensible fourth hour of the “Today” show to intermittently nod between yodels from hosts Hoda Kotb and Kathie Lee Gifford. Perez went on the show to promote his new tome, Red Carpet Suicide: A Survival Guide on Keeping Up With the Hiltons — which is garnering rave reviews from Amazon users — and to remind us of his uncanny resemblance to one Buster Poindexter.

Kathie Lee asked Perez about his habit of outing presumably closeted celebrities and other important topics life why he doodles penises and pee puddles all over his images. Answers to all these, and the meaning of life itself, below: