Watchando In The Afternoon: Is Volunteering To Be First Dogsitter

16 January 2009, 3:45 PM. By Alex Alvarez

Anne Hathaway wants to babysit Barack Obama’s kids. Maybe they can all watch Havoc together while eating ice cream.
[People]
Speaking of Obama, his first dance as President will be to Beyonce. Let’s take a moment and imagine Barack Obama dancing to single ladies in a nipple-baring leotard. (As if this was something we don’t think about every Friday afternoon.)
[AP]

A full-frontal nude photograph of Madonna’s, taken in 1979, is currently up for auction. This was back when Madonna still had full control of her forehead and eyelids.
[People]
Joaquin Phoenix is going to be a rapper, so now you have some more music to completely ignore.
[Star]
Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz will guest star on “CSI” as a couple of people who aren’t terribly interesting.
[Us Weekly]