Watchando In The Afternoon: Is Sobbing Into Her Thin Mints
23 January 2009, 3:45 PM. By Alex Alvarez
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- The Girl Scouts have announced there will be less cookies per box this year. Well, fuck them.
[The Dallas News]
- Gov. Paterson picked “Conservative Democrat” Kirsten Gillibrand to fill the Senate set vacated by Secretary of Sate Hillary Clinton. We’re firing a shot into the air in her honor.
[NYT]
- Gisele Bundchen denies she and Tom Brady are engaged. Wake us up when these two dildos become interesting.
[New York Mag]
- KANYE DOESN’T LIKE GIVING RIM JOBS IN PUBLIC RESTROOMS!!!!!! Just let him be great, you guys.
[Kanye's Blog]
- Angelina Jolie’s former bodyguard is set to write a tell-all about her. Bad idea. Her child army is trained in knife fighting and ankle removing.
[Contact Music]