Watchando In The Afternoon: Is Eating Ocean Unicorns

9 January 2009, 3:30 PM. By Alex Alvarez

PETA is pushing to rename fish “sea kittens” in hopes of putting people off the thought of eating them. It didn’t work the first time with beaver, now did it? [News.com]
“Ugly Betty” star Ana Ortiz is pregnant, probably with a human child. [Seattle PI]
R. Kelly divorce has been finalized. Ladies? [People]
Latinos make invitations for Barack Obama, can never win. [Impre]

Tom Cruise’s date for this year’s Golden Globes is wifebot Katie Holmes’ father. Few drinks, some canapes, a foot massage and who knows what’ll happen. [Us Weekly]
The Daily Mail thinks Angelina Jolie’s cheekbones look weird, are not creative coke cutters. [Daily Mail]