Watchando In The Afternoon: Is Getting Sauced On Her Wedding Night. Mildly Sauced.

12 January 2009, 3:45 PM. By Alex Alvarez

A wedding at Taco Bell? These mojones totally stole our venue.
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt straight-up ignored Ryan Seacrest on the Golden Globes red carpet. They probably couldn’t see him, what with their noses so firmly embedded in their own asses. [PopCrunch]
Tom Brady and Gisele are engaged. Again. [People]

Jeremy Piven says he was “crippled” by his high levels of -cocaine- mercury. (Cocaine.) [Us Weekly]
Ricky Gervais on Kate Winslet’s turn in The Reader: “Trouble with Holocaust films is there’s never any gag reel on the DVDs.” Too soon? [Daily Mail]