Watchando In The Afternoon: Is A Survivor, She Ain’t Gon’ Give Up

28 January 2009, 3:56 PM. By Alex Alvarez

Kelly Rowland has fired her longtime manager and childhood father figure Matthew Knowles. Which is a wise move, considering we haven’t so much as read Kelly’s name is like three years. Say my name, say my name! Kelly! Rowland!
[Bossip]
Jennifer Aniston’s biggest dating regret involves a cherry tomato. The term you’re looking for is “micropenis,” Jen.
[Us Weekly]
Iceland now has the world’s first openly lesbian Prime Minister, Johanna Sigurdardottir. Sigurdadottir? But we barely know her!
[Pink News]
Joaquin Phoenix’s fake rap career is fake. Gasp!
[EW]
Kim Kardashian thinks Jessica Simpson looks hot. That opinion is soooo two days ago.
[People]