Watchando In The Afternoon: Wants To Eat Josh Duhamel’s Kobe Slider

8 January 2009, 3:00 PM. By Alex Alvarez

Josh Duhamel and Fergie had a joint bachelor / bachelorette party where guests were served Kobe beef sliders. God, why can’t we have famous, meth-faced friends to invite us to eat haute junque food at their parties? [People]
Russell Brand is taking yoga to help him have better sex. We’re pretty sure there’s no pose called “The eagle swoops in from the West to claim the G-Spot.” [Holy Moly!]
Kate Hudson says she’ll never go for women. In related news, Kate Hudson is still overwhelmingly dull. [Us Weekly]

The mother of “Lost” star Naveen Andrews’ three-year-old son alleges that he and his new girlfriend, actress Barbara Hershey, tried to poison the child and practice witchcraft. Which is a nice break from the usual instances of dads in custody battles referring to their children as “rude little pigs.” [TMZ]