Watchando In The Afternoon: Learned The Hard Way That A Douche Is A Don’t

15 January 2009, 5:00 PM. By Alex Alvarez

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  • Office managers in cat sweaters and secretly gay pastors were horrified that Will Ferrell said “douche” on morning television.

    [Page Six]

  • Whitney Houston’s new album is coming out this March because that month comes in like a lion, comes out like a lamb dancing spastically on Bolivian marching powder.

    [Poptracks]

  • The “Gossip Girl” spin-off will take place in California during the 80s, like everything else that’s short-lived and tragic.

    [Variety]

  • Steve Carell bought an old-timey general store in Massachusetts because he’s friggin’ adorable.

    [Yahoo!]

  • Naomi Campbell has settled her case involving beating a maid who misplaced her designer jeans by just going ahead and eating the maid while howling at a mid-winter moon.

    [Daily News]

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  1. Fredo
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    Funny thing you mentioned douche, funny story. Just today, seriously, my co-worker up at our corporate office was telling me about how once he used a massengil on himself and that it made him very sick and he had to go to the hospital! Apparently vinegar isn’t meant to go up your butt. I was laughing really hard and was like “use a Fleets next time, tonto.”
    And thats my contribution to watchando in the afternoon.

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