Watchando In The Afternoon: Is Writerin’!
20 January 2009, 4:10 PM. By Alex Alvarez
- Britney Spears is getting like a hundred gazillion dollars to write her memoirs. We’re sure she’ll give the poor freelance ghostwriter who eventually pens it a bag of Funyuns and a Mr. Pibb.
- Jennifer Lopez is ashamed she believes that, if she pays enough money to the Church of Scientology™, she might learn to walk through walls.
[PH]
- Portland’s super hot mayor with a super hot name, Sam Adams, confessed to having had a sexual relationship with a staff volunteer (And volunteer staff? Hey-o!), but denies that the two did anything sexual prior to the boy turning 18. Mmm hmm.
[KGW]
- Brad Pitt says he’s not afraid of death and wants to be killed by a shark. Or under a pile of screaming children?
[Reuters]
- Paul Walker’s girlfriend is welcome to join our branch of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee.
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Alex, you should be that ghostwriter for Britney.
I’ve often thought so, too. But you know me. Always a dreamer…
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