Watchando: Is Dancing! Oh, How She’s Dancing!

16 January 2009, 10:54 AM. By Alex Alvarez

John McCain nixed Cindy McCain’s dreams of appearing on “Dancing with the Stars.” So now she’ll just be dancing with the Ambien-induced baby angels that live in her sheets.
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Paris Hilton has lost her camera, so don’t be surprised when we begin to post pictures of her spread eagle on a pile of macaroni salad.
[Herald Sun]
Boy George is heading to jail for 15 months after tying an escort to a radiator and beating him with a metal chain. A brown eye for an eye, as they say.
[The Sun]
Does anyone else think Jon Hamm loses about 716 hot points when not playing Don Draper? Real-life Jon Hamm just doesn’t seem the type to slowly drown you in a depressive suburban daze. Sigh.
[A Socialite's Life]
Is Lindsay Lohan looking “too skinny” now that we’ve all happened to notice she works in an industry that encourage eating disorders?
[Daily Mail]