Watchando In The Afternoon: Is Sucking Out Your Soul Through Your Face
21 January 2009, 3:30 PM. By Alex Alvarez
- Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are so in love. LOOK AT HOW IN LOVE THEY ARE, EVERYONE!!!
- Michelle Obama’s hairstylist, Johnny Wright, is getting his own reality show. Please, please call it “The United States of AHAIRica.”
[Reuters]
- Where are Brad and Angelina’s twin babies? Angelina probably misplaced them after losing the baby weight. Get it? BOOBS.
[Star]
- 14-year-old Victoria Lucas shared a hip bump with Barack Obama and now she wants to marry him.
[People]
- Cristina Kirchner and Fidel Castro had a sleepover and braided each others’ hair.
- Katie Holmes looks like she could use some friend chicken with a healthy side of GET WAY FROM TOM’S ASS LIPS.
Related:
Mr. And Mrs. Anthony-Lopez Go To Washington, Meet Barack Obama, Chew Gum
Jennifer Lopez Out With Her Stepgremlins In Disney
Marc Anthony And J-Lo’s Relationship Proves Latinos Are Pretty Much Unmarryable
Jennifer Lopez Throws Lavish Party For Twins, Does Not Make Up For The Fact That Both Took After Marc
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It’s all a lie! Saying that they still love each other is like saying that the white tights that Madonna used for the Brazil W mag shoot was flattering: she might believe that people thought she looked good, but deep inside she knows…she knows…
“The United States of AHAIRica.”
Oh Alex, I expected more from you than that.