Watchando: You Can Too Show Bush On Network TV

13 January 2009, 11:50 AM. By Alex Alvarez

George Bush wants to air his last good-bye on several major TV networks. And then engage in a national beer pong tournament! Woo! [Variety]
A guest at a Golden Globes after-party told Brad Pitt he looked really ugly in The Curious Case of Benjamin Buttons. And that the smug-looking conjoined twin attached to his hip wasn’t doing him any favors, either. [Daily Mail]
Mariska Hargitay’s lung collapsed! After being held in a sex slave ring busted by Stabler and Benson! [Access Hollywood]

Vanessa Hudgens has auditioned for the role of a werewolf in the upcoming Twilight sequel. She had to shave. [Us Weekly]
Katy Perry is sad over her break up to fellow music-making person Travis McCoy. Can’t she partake in fauxmosexual canoodling for the benefit of dudes and feel better? [People]