Zachary Moir Smacked His Mom With A Taco
20 January 2009, 4:52 PM. By Alex Alvarez
Hot bitch Zachary Moir was arrested for assaulting his mother with a crispy and delicious taco late last week. Wastefulness! He should have set that taco down carefully on his Taco Rack and moved the hell on.
According to authorities, 19-year-old Zachary refused to stop playing his Xbox in order to come down to dinner. So his mother went upstairs and unplugged the game, resulting in Zachary angrily pushing both his lush and sexy bangs out of his face and his mother against a wall. He then called her a “bad name.” Like “queef bubble.”
Mom went back to the kitchen, only to have Zachary smack her with a taco. Says Mom:
He went ahead and hit me with the taco and I got taco all over my shirt and kitchen. I’ve threatened to call police before. But anyway this time, I thought he went too far so I called police and he’s in jail now.
And where did all this go down? Why Volusia County, Florida! Of course. Makin’ us proud.
Do you think you’d have called police if one of your crazy hick family members had thrown a taco at you? Or would you have deferred to some good old fashioned country justice and smacked Zachary with a Taco Rack?
[Note: Guanabee does not condone violence against hot teen boys.]
Teen charged with assaulting mom with taco [MyFox Orlando]
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That smug mugshot, someone needs to smack that look off his face. His being cute does not excuse this kind of behavior.
19yrs old living at home eating tacos and playing video games aint that bad a life. He should be ashamed. However his mom sure could’ve done better on raising a well mannered kid as well.
Seriously, who gets mad when they have XBOX and tacos?
Just put the game on pause homey. It’s not that big a deal.
I would have smacked him for wasting a delicious taco. OMG, that sounds so good right now. Yum.
I KNOW! Throwing tacos around, acting like a chuntaro.