Now that Slumdog Millionaire is the greatest movie ever made, cameras continue to record its co-star, Azharuddin Ismail’s, every move–including ones that get him slapped and kicked by his dad.
28 February 2009
Dia De Los Muertos: Paul Harvey Is Dead. And Now You Know The Rest Of The Story.
By Cindy Casares at 11:14 PM.
Legendary radio personality Paul Harvey died today in his winter home in Phoenix, Arizona. He was 90. No immediate cause of death has been given for the radio veteran who began his career in his hometown of Tulsa, Oklahoma at the age of 14.
27 February 2009
Top Find: Bracelet Handbags
By Camilla Rowan at 7:00 PM.
Guanabee rummages through the stacks so you don’t have to. Let us sort through the mess and bring you our weekly Top Find.
Finally, a purse that you can’t possibly lose because the strap is also a bracelet (genius!). Think of it like mitten-clips for party girls.
Nurses Fired After Posting X-Ray Of Sex Toy Lodged In Rectum To Facebook
By Camilla Rowan at 6:30 PM.
Two nurses were fired after they took camera-phone pictures of one patients’ x-rays, which showed his rectum with a sex toy lodged inside it, and then allegedly posted the x-ray pictures to Facebook. In other news, stop posting this shit in public.
Kim Kardashian Dons Various Bikinis In Kabo Cabo, Eats Churros With Latinos
By Alex Alvarez at 6:01 PM.
Kim Kardashian has been hard at work posing and pursing and puckering for a photoshoot down in Cabo San Lucas. And, even though we realize she’s probably completely shellacked with makeup, she’s looking pretty good!
Fun Facts From Florida!: Corpse Found In Car Ticketed 7 Times
By Alex Alvarez at 5:30 PM.
A traffic warden in Gainesville, Florida (a mystical place, home to UF and girls named Tammy) ticketed a corpse found in a car seven times.
Marcelo’s Rockola: Juan Son (ex Porter) - An Exclusive Interview
By Nacomprende at 5:00 PM.
Juan Son and I only became friends a few months ago, but we actually crossed paths two years before that.
Derek Jeter’s New Girlfriend Is 22, Has Tight Ass
By Alex Alvarez at 4:30 PM.
Derek Jeter seems to have moved on from his string of various high-profile exes with a new lady - a 22-year-old college student who, if rumors are to be believed, has a sore ass. Oh Derek.
Los Alamitos Mayor Dean Grose Is Resigning, Didn’t Know Black People Like Watermelon
By Cindy Casares at 4:00 PM.
Los Alamitos, California Mayor Dean Grose, who emailed a picture of the White House with a watermelon patch on the front lawn to a group of friends, has issued a statement saying he will resign from office Monday.
Even Popcorn Is Hotter In Argentina
By Alex Alvarez at 3:15 PM.
So, first of all, this video is described as taking place in Argentina. But, is it just us, or do all the dudes in the video have distinctly Mexican accents? In any case: Corn + Fire x Hot Dudes = Why the Internet was Invited. Also? Popcorn.
Slumdog Kids Have Returned To Cow Dung-Scented Squalor
By Cindy Casares at 2:45 PM.
You know those two adorable little Indian kids who were flaunted all over the Oscars last Sunday in promotion of Slumdog Millionaire? They’re back home now. That’s little Azharuddin Ismail stepping over a drunk guy as he’s escorted by adoring neighbors to his tent/ home. Despite rumors that producers of the movie–that’s sure to gross [...]
Slumdog Millionaire Kids Return To The Slums
By Cindy Casares at 2:44 PM.
Guanabee’s Guide To Surviving Spring Break Mexico
By Camilla Rowan at 2:00 PM.
Colleges are warning kids not to go to Mexico, what with all the rampant beheadings and shootings and whatnot. But are college kids to be denied their sunburns and poor sexual choices? No! In that spirit, here are a few pointers for how to keep your ass in one piece.
Happy “Go Texan Day!”
By Alex Alvarez at 1:23 PM.
It’s Go Texan Day, everyone. The perfect sort-of holiday for announcing that you are very invested in saving a horse by riding a cowboy. Made of BEEF! Yeehaw!
On this day, you can wear a feathered mullet and a bolo tie and pretend to be a cowgirl instead of merely someone who dresses like a lesbian [...]
Nom Nom: “Cooking With Clara’s” Clara Cannucciari Brings On Depression, Happily
By Alex Alvarez at 12:21 PM.
Clara Cannucciari is a 93-year-old great-abuelita who hosts her own online cooking show and food blog called “Depression Cooking with Clara.” And, strangely, none of her dishes include ramen or Cheez Whiz
Watchando: Is Wishing You A Happy Dominican Independence Day!
By Alex Alvarez at 10:39 AM.
Happy Dominican Independence Day to all you Spanish Mexicans or whatever!
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Reader Mail: It’s 10 A.M. Do You Know Where Thomas Beatie Is?
By Alex Alvarez at 9:45 AM.
We often receive emails here at Guanabee, asking either for contact info for or to foward a message to our various celebrity friends.
Gisele Bundchen And Tom Brady Finally Got Married, Invite Dogs
By Alex Alvarez at 9:01 AM.
Brazilian model Gisele Bundchen and non-Brazilian football player Tom Brady, after several false alarms, finally got married at St. Monica Catholic Church in Santa Monica, California.
