Because It’s Hump Day: Cosmo En Español Loves Australian Soccer Players
11 February 2009, 4:22 PM. By Alex Alvarez
Cosmo en Español recently had a photo spread of “bombones australianos.” Which is idiotspeak for Australian soccer players who are quite brawny and hairless. We kind of wonder why they chose Australian men over any sort of Latin American soccer players, but we suppose brawny, shiny, hairless men in tiny shorts cross all sorts of barriers.
The Australian team is currently promoting a calendar that benefits breast cancer research for the McGrath Foundation. Which is nice, because you can buy the calendar and feel good about your own breasticles while oggling theirs.
The photo spread also features scintillating tidbits about the players themselves, like the fact that Matt Cooper is 29, and looks for women with a good personality and sense of humor who know how to cook. It’s a refreshing departure from people who look for potential mates who are chiseled and pose on yachts.
Everyone wins.
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ayyyy
dios mio. THANK YOU.
I was…underwear..him….
I just spent 5 minutes with my mouth hanging open, unable to form a complete sentence.
Hawt!
Anyone watching the USA Mexico qualifier?
Whaaaat? Mexi..??? Huh???
I was in Oz for two weeks. I never saw one Aussie that looked like that! Damn it!