Derek Jeter’s New Girlfriend Is 22, Has Tight Ass
27 February 2009, 4:30 PM. By Alex Alvarez
Derek Jeter seems to have moved on from his string of various high-profile exes with a new lady - a 22-year-old college student who, if rumors are to be believed, has a sore ass. Oh Derek.
The young lady, who is finishing up her senior year at New York’s Fashion Institute of Technology, apparently told Derek that she wanted a tighter ass - so he signed her up for specialized workouts, and she went to firends the next, complaining about how sore her ass happened to be.
When asked about the relationship by the press, the woman denied seeing Derek Jeter. She then bounced a quarter off her read end and mentioned something about “lifting weights” and “snagging Alex Rodriguez” and something about trannies?
Derek, by the way, is currently involved in a bet with fellow athletes Hideki Matsui and Bobby Abreu to see which of the three will get married first. Oh, its just like a romantic comedy, except everyone’s secretly gay and afraid of women. Joking. Hideki Matsui won, having cheated by planning to propose to his girlfriend the entire time. Aw!
Maybe Plan B for the recession is to date a baseball player who doesn’t mind paying for things like gym memberships, hot pants and colonics? Maybe we’ll give A-Rod a call after all.
Hot young prospect in Derek Jeter lineup [NY Daily News]
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Doesn’t Jeter have the herps?
Based on nothing more than conjecture and my willingness to believe terrible rumors, I say: YES.
Who gives a >>>? 1 in 4 people have herps down under. I know someone who does and he has a hot girlfriend who has accepted him bc she’s not ignorant about it. At the end of the day, it’s a benign skin condition that is so mild it usually isn’t even noticed.