Jenni Rivera’s $3.5 Million New House Is Big, Klassy

So what does a $3.5 million house purchased by an accidental porn star look like? Well if Jenni Rivera’s new home is any indication, turns out the answer is “pretty tacky.”

Jenni recently purchased the multi-million dollar home in Encino, California. Jenni says she moved to the area so that her kids could have a better education and because of all the artistic opportunities Southern California has to offer. Like making happy faces with your distended belly after thee In-N-Out animal-style burgers and four taco truck tacos. Art!

The home comes complete with grand, sweeping staircases, a bar (Hello!), a gigantic fireplace and plenty of flat, level surfaces on which to place a video camera. Just in case!

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"Welcome to my humble abode. Careful not to trip on the floor. It is made of diamond-encrusted stillborn unicorns. Imported."

La Nueva Casa de Jenni Rivera [Videos Quezada]