Jennifer Lopez Throws Lavish Party For Twins, Does Not Make Up For The Fact That Both Took After Marc

Jennifer Lopez’s womb crumpets have finally turned  one year old. A whole year of being alive, swathed in cashmere and Swarovski diamonds and being utterly nanny-less and naturally conceived through COITUS! J-Lo celebrated all this by throwing twins Emme and Max a circus-themed party.

Among the 50 guests were Nicole Richie, who probably bought the twins a dime bag and a couple of 40s, (fellow?) Scientologist Leah Remini, and Lopez’s long-time manager, Benny Media, who happens to be the twins’ godfather.

Party-goers snacked on hot dogs, cotton candy, hamburgers and bitter, salty tears of envy. Then they jumped around in a bounce house, which is probably a lot of fun when you’re a toddler who hasn’t really mastered the art of running for one’s life. 

The singerish entertainer confided that she wasn’t sure if she is going to bring anymore children into their world through COITUS: “I don’t know if I’m going to have kids again, so I want it to be a beautiful experience. I don’t want to have any drama. I want to just be smiling every day.”

All this, however, in no way makes up for the fact that both twins are taking after their dad. :(

[InTouch]