Jessica Alba Admits To Crying During Post-Pregnancy Workouts While Being Super Exotic

Jessica Alba admits to crying during workouts to lose the weight she put on while pregnant. In fact, she’s been crying all the damn time now, because having a womb troll makes you weepy and kind of a mess. 

In an interview in the February issue of Elle, Jessica admits that being away from her daughter, Honor, for the first time was really difficult:

This is the first time I’ve been away from her. It’s been six days. It sucks; it’s the worst thing ever. But we Skype, so I can see her on video. The worst is when you can see her little chubby hands grab the screen, and I’m not there. That’s a new thing – I never cried before. Just being a mother is making me a big, weepy mess.

Aw! Don’t worry, she’ll lose the chubbiness once she starts working out. Sniffle.

Jessica also opens up about the birthing process, admitting she didn’t really find contractions to be that bad. Because the majority of women who complain about the unbearable pain are just exageradas and comemierdas. Then again, we cry when passing a bowel movement. So we’re not sure how we’d deal with queefing out a person. Or a kidney. 

Jessica also chalks up her popularity (Are you laughing? Que rude.) to her relatable, exotic looks. What the f…

There aren’t many other stars, besides Halle Berry and Jennifer Lopez, who most people in the world can relate to. We look like people of the world — I can kind of mix in with girls in Asia, South America, Europe.

Newsflash: No one looks like Halle, Jennifer or Jessica. Not even Halle, Jennifer and Jessica. Girls don’t look impeccably styled, professionaly groomed or Photoshopped. But we sort of get what she’s saying - She’s something other than blonde and blue-eyed with huge boobs. But, eh. Do you find her relatable? And/or (Cue tamborine and waving arms) exotic?

Jessica Alba: “I Cried” While Trying to Lose the Baby Weight  [Us Weekly]