Jesus Luz Converts To Kabbalah For His Valentine, Madonna

Despite (or because of) being raised a strict Catholic, Brazilian model Jesus Luz is apparently considering a conversion to new girlfriend Madonna’s latest hobby religion - Kabbalah. Giving up one’s beliefs and ideals for someone who is probably going to dump you for a backup dancer named Enrique is always a thoughtful Valentine’s gift.

Jesus has joined an online community for believers of the Jewish mystic sect and has announced his conversion to his friends. You’d think dating Madonna would have convinced one that there is, in fact, no God. Says some Judas friend of Jesus’:

Jesus’s family are very traditional and quite religious so this news is sure to come as something of a shock. But Jesus is totally taken with Madonna and is slightly in awe of her. Quite simply he can’t get enough, and finds her utterly compelling and bewitching. [Ed. note: He mispronounced that last word. How embarrassing.]

The pair have spent a lot of time together in recent weeks and Madonna’s chatted quite freely about her personal beliefs – especially Kabbalah. 

He has taken a real interest in it and started making a few online enquiries into the faith. He has joined an online Kabbalah group and is keen to become an active member. Madonna has also offered to take him to the Kabbalah centre inNew York and he is exceedingly keen to take her up on that.

Which leads us to ask: Have you ever converted or subscribed to any sort of belief for someone with whom you were involved? Did you convert to Judaism to marry your spouse? Become a vegetarian at the request of your soulmate? Join NA because your partner insisted it was “the last straw” and he’d  ”leave you” if he saw you shooting up heroin at “even one more” holiday office party? Do share.

Madonna gets Brazilian hunk Jesus Luz to convert to Kabbalah [Mirror]