Lindsay Lohan “Cracks” A Smile At The Oscars, Shows Off Her Shhhhittastic New Tattoo
24 February 2009, 10:30 AM. By Alex Alvarez
We already know that Lindsay Lohan, in addition to creating leggings with knee pads, is working on a line of spray tan. She has also, if this video and our skills at jumping to conclusions are any indication, been very, very busy growing teeth and rolling around in massive hills of devil’s dandruff.
Lindsay is also working on a diamond line, you guys. And she’s super happy that her very good friend Penelope Cruz made the cut as an Oscar winner this year. And she’s in high spirits following Heath Ledger’s posthumous awards. And she’s been doing lots of coke.
Check it out:
We think our very part is when she fingers her Claire’s Accessories-looking necklace and says, “Everyone thinks it’s a stone and I’m, like, no, it’s a diamond. Hahahahaha! It’s not a stone.” It’s a diamond, not a stone. It’s not an eight ball.
Lindsay also got a matching “Shh!” tattoo on her index finer with singer Lily Allen. Without knowing Rihanna had the same one. It is, apparently, a “women’s empowerment thing.” We think she meant “emPOWDERment,” but. Trivialities.
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i know someone who has “fuck you” on the side of their middle finger.
Scratching herself a whole bunch and looking around nervously… reminds me of Tyrone Biggums.
You guys, she said she kicked the coke habit and I believe her. She has probably graduated to heroin by now, duh.
I think she just has piojos.
And whats with the “woman empowerment” thing? Putting ’shh’ on your finger? I kind of get the exact opposite of “woman empowerment” vibe from a tattoo like that.
I was thinking the exact same thing…